Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Don't flex your muscles at me

An act of telling someone to not use their authority over you. Mainly is told to Asians that are addicted to Wrestling and people that think they are buff.

I know you are the supervisor, but Don't flex your muscles at me...

by JAS69 August 17, 2007

Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex

1. When something is so awesome that normal phrases just won't cover it.
2. Describing that has exceeding amounts of coolness.

Dang, the new Dodge Challenger is Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex

Guy 1 - Did you see that chick walk by?
Guy 2 - Yeah, she was Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex!

by Eustice89 September 14, 2009

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Flex Tape

flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.

person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.

god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—

*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*

phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019