chase deal

pedophile

Robert: damn bro you see that? it’s a chase deal!
Evan: yeah it is wtf!

by ♠️Geesh♠️ February 18, 2022

Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

Dealing smoke

When you deal the good

Hey you dealing smoke?

by 77feet February 15, 2020

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

by Vixha April 17, 2016

Daddy Deals

When you or someone you know is to lazy to take care of things themselves and has to have there father help them.

Yo mike's dad is paying for half of his car because he is to lazy to work. Damn he be getting those (Daddy Deals)

by JQ07 September 30, 2008