crap-umms

when things don't work your way

Boss: You have to work Saturday night

Worker: Crap-umms

by Nick Greenfield January 18, 2009

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003

holy crap

a piece of poop worthy for a God

This is surely a holy crap.

by Uhh...Patrick (PS Happy Leak ericson Day) May 20, 2003

power crap

a very short, powerful bowel movement......which usually happens at unexpected times

i'm gonna go take a power crap, then we can go to the mall.

by punkrocker24 April 23, 2008

bull crap

when someone is full of balony, its an insult used against them. But the person doing the insulting doesn't have the balls to say bull shit!

WOW. Our mean bus driver sure is full of bull crap!

by kad2009 July 7, 2008

crap bag

a flaming bag of shit. a bag of shit that smells like shit.

Mr.Wilson stomped down on the flaming crap bag

by mcrlvr25 October 8, 2005

fart crap

when a big fart turns out to be a nasty crap.

Oh my god i probably made the biggest fart crap ever.

by vic ramalot January 12, 2008