A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.
Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!
by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020
Get the Brazilian Bike Ride mug.When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.
person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020
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I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018
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Person 1: Hey did you see that sexy bike chica at the protest?
Person 2:The one with the “Fuck I.C.E.” glasses standing in front of us when Angela Davis was speaking?
Person 1: Thass the one.
Person 2: Yessss, hella sbc vibez.
Person 2:The one with the “Fuck I.C.E.” glasses standing in front of us when Angela Davis was speaking?
Person 1: Thass the one.
Person 2: Yessss, hella sbc vibez.
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