bed of lettuce

When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.

I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.

by yougotstochill January 10, 2012

bed bug

strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer

That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything

by Ismoke420 February 2, 2014

Bunk Beds

When 2 people use the same toilet at the same time. One person using the normal seating position on the bowl, and the other takes a seat on the top tank Upper Decker. Term originated at a warehouse in Holbrook, Long Island.

All the stalls but one were full, so me and Jose did BUNK BEDS in the only empty stall.

by Will Zone April 15, 2003

shit the bed

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.

1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.

by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2008

Bed Head

Receiving oral sex early in the morning, mostly after waking up. Could be what woke you up.

"Hey man, what'd you do Saturday?"
"Nothing much, just got some bed head from Samantha"

by San-Wuan Pako April 8, 2016

Bed Rat

One who sleeps wherever they can.

Because he's a fuckin bed rat!

by rudeboy64 August 5, 2010

Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.

My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.

by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011