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whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.
Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019
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Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.
Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.
by BMO69 April 18, 2010
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whale houdini

The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.
My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her
by floridalion May 12, 2014
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Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
by Moby D. February 19, 2021
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Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.
"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"
by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011
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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016
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