Skip to main content

Vegan Heroin

Vegan Heroin is a new term for the mitragyna speciosa plant, aka - kratom. It is most commonly consumed as a tea. Due to its popular use within the "kava community" a community rich with hippies and vegans, this word has been used by several people in casual conversation and it is now being used as the name of a website and in conjunction with a social media page. Sometimes, the word is also used to describe kava.
Last night we drove down to the blueberry patch and chilled out with a bunch of hippies sipping on vegan heroin. Philosophical debates and hair dreading ensued.
by MuddyHippie February 13, 2020
mugGet the Vegan Heroin mug.

Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.
"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
mugGet the Vegan Lunch mug.

apiarian vegan

Not a pure vegan in the technical sense, but a vegan who will include honey in their diet.
"Is she a vegan?"
"She's not a full vegan, she's an apiarian vegan."
by intothewest April 28, 2017
mugGet the apiarian vegan mug.

the vegan steamroller

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.
Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller
by Jew gaser March 20, 2017
mugGet the the vegan steamroller mug.

Vegan Butcher

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.
by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018
mugGet the Vegan Butcher mug.

vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.
Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.
by TRF012 September 18, 2009
mugGet the vegan potluck mug.

sexy vegan

a person who acts like a prick and Is vegan while also not being sexy. Usually, this person is a gay guy with a bunch of weird tattoos.
by dying slowly334 April 14, 2020
mugGet the sexy vegan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email