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Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010
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Twitter fag

People who Stan anyone on the dream team, who are sensitive as fuck and people who needs trigger warnings when they go outside.
by Icy The Edgelord December 30, 2020
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twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
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twitter-punk

Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.
She twitter-punked the news and got her fake story on TV.
by Logun July 25, 2016
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Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010
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Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
by OGhyperV July 1, 2020
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Twitter Argument

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"
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