test depth

Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.

Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!

by STS1SS August 7, 2007

the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

spelling test

an extremery easy test which you ave answers before you take the test.

That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!

by mommy's friend March 25, 2013

testing the rabbit

Lesbian slang for "hiding the dildo"

Bon: Erin and I are testing the rabbit tonight.

by Arc December 4, 2004

Test me

An amazing song by Melanie Martinez,it’s about the challenges of life

Person:what’s your favorite song from Melanie Martinez’s after school?

Other person:test me

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf January 24, 2021

test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

by Bonejangles August 6, 2019

Fresh Test

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.

Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.

by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010