When you're playing a FPS game i.e. Battlefield 3, and a baddie throws a grenade which lands at your feet - there's nothing you can do but say 'Ah crap' and die.
Nick: How did you die? I was going to spawn on you.
Me: Ah man, I got sticky widgeted, nothing I could do.
Nick: That's how the cookie crumbles.
Me: Ah man, I got sticky widgeted, nothing I could do.
Nick: That's how the cookie crumbles.
by Slintank May 28, 2012
developed by the Russians in WWII, this sexual meneuver has taken many lives. it consists of a beehive and a 9-iron. you must first hit the beehive with the club and proceed to fuck it while the bees are trapped inside. while this is taking place the female must eat out the males ass while he is taking a dump.
by justin alvarado October 16, 2008
by joe September 29, 2004
When a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth during oral sex and she continues to blow him, invariably covering his penis with fresh spunk.
by Douggernaut & Co. November 15, 2010
When a male fucks a womans buttcheeks as if he were titty fucking them and then skeets on her ass crack henceforth sealing it shut.
by skeeto February 23, 2007
Also known as the "Dirty Chester" or the "Chester Arthur".
The act of giving anal, then faking an orgasm onto a persons back, and instead spitting on it. When they turn their head to look, give them a harsh donky punch to the head (repeat if needed), knocking them out. Then cum on their face and shave your pubic region (and or asshair/backhair) and spread it over the cum evenly. Stick a pillow to the side of their head and lay them pillow side down on the ground. The next morning they will wake up to a suprise(their face will be stuck to the pillow and full of pubic hairs and dried semen), also known as the Sticky Chester.
The act of giving anal, then faking an orgasm onto a persons back, and instead spitting on it. When they turn their head to look, give them a harsh donky punch to the head (repeat if needed), knocking them out. Then cum on their face and shave your pubic region (and or asshair/backhair) and spread it over the cum evenly. Stick a pillow to the side of their head and lay them pillow side down on the ground. The next morning they will wake up to a suprise(their face will be stuck to the pillow and full of pubic hairs and dried semen), also known as the Sticky Chester.
Shelley was a real hobag last night, so I had no choice but to give her the Sticky Chester. She was PISSED!
by Sra. Andruecci December 21, 2006
by The Ferg October 23, 2006