The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
Get the Ukrainian Stand Offmug. random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
by THE COOLEST YOUTUBER EVER December 16, 2021
Get the T stands for theodoremug. by LaurenPark August 19, 2018
Get the Standing on your crackersmug. by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009
Get the Stand up videomug. A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019
Get the Minnesota Lemonade Standmug. by Wassup62 September 1, 2020
Get the Standing up schoolmug. A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017
Get the Stand up meetingmug.