snailed up

To have half a boner

she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.

by miattababy June 1, 2022

Snailed

Getting snailed is the act of which a guy will nut in a pussy and after the girl will drag her pussy all over their body. Leaving a snail trail.

“Get snailed bro”
“Damn stop snailin on my chest”
“Wanna snail tonight?”

by Myboobsarecool June 29, 2022

snails

shailaa

snails: ew

by jdokvdeyhvdryj July 18, 2019

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks

WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!

by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014

Snails

The greatest animals on this planets

I love snails even though they are slow I still love them

by Ican2 June 15, 2022