Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx April 19, 2018

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

baby no shade

The phrase 'baby no shade' means that someone is being honest or straightforward about what they are saying or doing.

Person 1: I heard you and wassaname beef is that true?
Person 2: baby no shade that beef is one sided ash

by Zeyybliceem October 9, 2024

Shade

1: Something that provides a living being or thing cover from the ball of plasma that we call the sun.
2: When a person, or group talks some shit, or gives the individual some look, but does not want to be identified in most cases.

Jenny: Man, you going to find some shade?
Jeremy: Naw, I need my tan.
**2 days later**
Jenny: Hey, I heard that someone throwing you some shade. You gonna find the person and offer them fade?
Jeremy: Who speaking on my name? I'll find that fucker.

by Timmy_ May 15, 2018

Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

Shades

1. Throwing shades: Saying something disrespectful to someone.

2. catching shades: when it's obvious you're trying to get with someone (smitten)

Friend 1- yeah I got with Karen because I dont sit inside and play halo all weekend
Friend 2- quit throwing shade at me bruh.
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Friend 1: I saw all those comments you left on Hayley's ig picture. You catching shades?

by shgcvjbxmn April 21, 2016

shaded bird

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.

"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"

by dwanye quest May 11, 2023