If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe

Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still

by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024

Kelsey Seals

The most amazing big sister EVERRR!! <3 so anyone tht dont love her wit all yur heart GO FUCK A COW YOU HOOEEEE!!!

i love kelsey seals!

by Ashley567123469696 May 17, 2011

ample seal

vagina/penis area

i like to keep my ample seal hidden

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

feel good seal

noun. A feel good seal is someone who makes other people feel good. They put others before themselves and act selflessly

u/RestlessARBIT3R is such a feel good seal. He always acts in the interest of others

by RestlessARBIT3R November 6, 2021

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016