Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.

Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?

by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022

panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.

“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”

by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

panic

when panic you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jack: we have school tommorow, you should panic
ryan: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by nullwastaken October 30, 2020

Panic Roll

It's said when your freaking friend is worse at playing Dark Souls than you freaking grandma in a freaking wheelchair with freaking Alzheimer and the only freaking thing he freaking does is to hit the freaking R2 and start to freaking roll until his freaking stamina is out when the freaking boss makes a freaking single move.

Friend: *gets hit thrice and then starts to roll again and again* Yo its too difficult
You: Freaking idiot stop Panic Rolling or ill delete you from Brawl Stars

by Mamellas November 27, 2024

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023