net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
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net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax
by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009
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Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)
Curry just hit an ankle net on me”
by thelebronjames23 February 01, 2025
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Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.
You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.
by Sike200104 September 09, 2022
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Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.
Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.
by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 02, 2025
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Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 24, 2017
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Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid
Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.
by Sir Isaac Hunt January 01, 2024
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