Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010
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Land Quidditch

The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.
I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?
by Hatscarf September 22, 2010
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land destroyer

Obscenely large gas guzzling SUV.
Suburban.
Hummer.
Simpsons: Canyon-er-o!
etc...
by tinymonkey June 24, 2004
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Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.
In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
by CheeseCrackers March 12, 2015
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Union Landing

This is a large mall in Union City, CA. Locals refer to it as "The Landing" or "The Mall". However, individuals who do not pay attention or are from out-of-town refer to this mall's using its official name, "Union Landing".
Union Landing
by Ziegler1952 June 21, 2010
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Salted The Land

To completely ravage a woman's genitals.

The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
by landsalter July 12, 2010
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Po Land

When a man or woman sits over you're open mouth and WET farts
GUY ONE: I was with this nasty chick who wanted me to Po Land her.
GUY TWO:Did you do it??? did you wet fart in her open mouth???
GUY ONE:Yeah...
by Catfish Jack March 04, 2010
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