Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume
Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019
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Loveland handle

One thumb in her asshole to assist with the leverage in doggy or reverse cowgirl
I had her in the Loveland handle last night and she wouldn’t leave after
by Sampygra October 9, 2023
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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013
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Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.
I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.
by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023
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door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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