lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.

Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish

by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023

West Philly Water Fountain

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.

She gave me a really good West Philly Water Fountain

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020