When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?
Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
Get the Chocolate Fountainmug. by sosumi November 22, 2021
Get the Fountain O' youthmug. The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.
The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
Get the fountains of venusmug. She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”
by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018
Get the Fountain of youthmug. John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 26, 2020
Get the Vatican fountainmug. When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015
Get the Fruit punch fountainmug. by MaiaFlowers September 19, 2019
Get the Fountainmug.