Skip to main content

TOAST CULT

A cult in which toast is worshipped and idolized, and eaten everyday by the members life
Join the Toast Cult for a good time
by AceTheSquire January 7, 2023
mugGet the TOAST CULT mug.

Conspiracy cult Cillers

CCC this is a group of devil worshipers where cillers is killers. They stalk the son of GOD everywhere. Online video games. Every social media. And every restaurant attacking him non stop and mocking him and harassing him with billions of people trying to make him mad so he threaten to kill them so they get him to lock up. They been doing this for twenty years and keep getting all his social media and video game accounts banned. And all he trying to do is find a good wife to marry forever and they mock him you going to be alone forever and attack him every time he tries to talk to a girl to get a girlfriend. And so much more.
CONspiracy Cult Cillers getting out of hand and too powerful and numberous. And have powerful people in it and backing them up because this one little kid is the only one who can stop all the evil he’s doing. Proof there is a GOD if he’s still Surviving this bloody storm. That lasted all his life.
mugGet the Conspiracy cult Cillers mug.
A group of people with PFP’s of demon slayer characters with country aspects to them (Cowboy hats, horses, etc). A tiktok/discord cult.

This group is very cool and chill, and they hope to get more popular.
The Redneck Demon Slayer Cult is so cool! I just set my pfp like them!
by That cool aroace August 1, 2021
mugGet the The Redneck Demon Slayer Cult mug.

cuddle cult

A group of hot chicks that like to cuddle
Guy1: Is that the cuddle cult
Guy 2: obviously,cuz there all hot
by taytay tot September 13, 2016
mugGet the cuddle cult mug.

Oakley Cult

A cult of a loved avatar on Roblox. He is often spotted at murder mystery with his other clones. Usually swarms you when he is with his other clones. Originated at the “your friends” discord server.
“Look, it’s the Oakley Cult! They’re swarming the green girl again.”

“The Oakley Cult is raiding murder mystery again!”

“Oakley Cult had a raid on July 11th! When will they stop?”
by Oakley Co-Founder July 11, 2022
mugGet the Oakley Cult mug.

Cult Meat

Group fitness classes with charismatic and successful instructors exhibit features of cults. Converts are broken down and built back up as lean, mean exercise machines. They are instilled with group think and identity. “Welcome to the family! You’re in for a great work out. Becky is the best instructors out there. Did you see her abs?” is what the student most devoted to Dear Leader might say to a new recruit dragged there by her spouse.

“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Honey, I’m super happy you’re going to this exercise class. But, when I went it was super culty and not for me. I just like jogging to the dog park through the woods and not a moonlighting Air Force officer shouting over the music in my ears. I’m concerned that we’re now buying products she’s selling to the class. While I like the steak you bought, it’s not in fact American Waygu Beef because that’s not a thing. It’s cult meat!”
by T1000inSpace July 18, 2021
mugGet the Cult Meat mug.

slicy cult

The slicy cult is an organisation made by the infamous “Jackie”, This group plan to one day take over what you know as “Texas”.
You: “oh god what happened to texas!?”

Pup: “the slicy cult have arrived
by asht0nz May 27, 2022
mugGet the slicy cult mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email