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turkey's burnt

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.
ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!
by kickstand October 23, 2003
mugGet the turkey's burntmug.

burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch
“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.
by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020
mugGet the burnt my patchmug.

burnt ham

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.
by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023
mugGet the burnt hammug.

Burnt grits

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.
after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.
by Pony tank 69 October 13, 2019
mugGet the Burnt gritsmug.

burnt rim

Cecil ate spicy tacos that caused burnt rim all week
by anonymous October 23, 2023
mugGet the burnt rimmug.

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
by Shimmying August 22, 2017
mugGet the Burnt toastmug.

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