Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

bike rack arse

A bottom where things can be shoved in like a bike rack

That chicks got a bike rack arse

by Biker girl October 25, 2015

Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015

quantum bike phenomenon

When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.

person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."

by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020

Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022

Dirt Bike Games

The name of the game that you're playing when your teacher catches you.

STOP PLAYING FUCKING DIRT BIKE GAMES

by TheTrumpet June 1, 2018