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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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Baseball-Bop

A girl who will get with any baseball boy because there a baseball boy.
That girl is the “Baseball-Bop”.

Wasn’t that girl with a different guy on the baseball team a week ago.
by Skibiti phrases April 25, 2024
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C team baseball

A group of C team baseball players at Fort Collins High School who fingered, oiled, jerked, and sucked each other off on a bus.
Did you hear about C team baseball? Yeah what they did was crazy.
by Melvin F August 26, 2025
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baseball huh

Used to indicate something makes sense or follows logically. It's often used in casual conversation and can be considered a shorthand way of saying "that's consistent with what I know about the situation."
John: Al has made a lot of socially controversial jokes, most of them revolve around him "pretending" he's gay. It turns out he actually is.
Ben: Baseball huh?
by not-so-weird March 14, 2025
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baseball hoodie

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey
The power or rally of the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 13, 2022
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Baseball Huh

The term comes from one of Al Jokes skit where I person confuse "that tracks" and "Baseball, huh"
The old meaning is 'that make sense'
But the new definition is described by Al Jokes as 'I don't know"

Made by : ABATEFAILURE
Old: "an old Asian lady crashed into my friend"
"Baseball, huh?"
New: "I don't know how to fly even tho I'm a bird"
"Baseball huh"
by ABATEFAILURE April 8, 2025
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baseball kids

There the gayest motherfuckers and there all white crackers that show there fat smelly asses to us and are probably racist
Yo did you see those baseball kids!!!

Yeah those stinky pieces of shit I will digest and fuck them
by Ghenghisgypsy123 January 31, 2022
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