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Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021
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Baseball huh?

When something makes sense due to previous context. Synonyms include ¨that tracks¨ or ¨obviously¨
Originates from a Al Jokes short video.
-Guy 1: Dude ive just been kicked out of the party
-Guy 2: Baseball huh?
by Specialist12 April 3, 2025
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Patient Baseball

Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
by Leithian September 1, 2021
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Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.
by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 16, 2020
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The Aruban Baseball team

''The aruban baseball team'' is used as a metaphore for aruban dudes fucking white, usually blond, girls. The phrase is typically used when trying to discuss ''bandido'' stuff aruban dudes have been doing with girls, without making it sound too obvious to people listening in or outsiders.
''Tyrone: yo I broke up with my girl man
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''

''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''

''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''

''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''

''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''

''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''
by Ibmsmemes April 20, 2018
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Kiss a baseball boy

“Hey it’s November 29 yk what that means”
“No I don’t”

“It’s kiss a baseball boy day
by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
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Baseball, huh?

Allen: My Sister just got in a car accident.
Alex: OMG! Who hit her!
Allen: Apparently some old Asian lady

Alex: Baseball, huh?
by MicrowaveOven01 April 8, 2025
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