dirty kadi

An act committed by two women scissoring on a trampoline, as a dwarf man covered in peanut butter attempts to insert an entire eggplant into his rectum. This must be performed in front of a crowd of at least 25 people

I went to the circus this week and realized it was a huge mistake when they began performing a dirty kadi!

by a.glaub June 30, 2020

Dirty cindy

When she sucks the soul out of you

Dude I'm going to hell my girl gave me a dirty Cindy last night

by Zeongato April 2, 2020

Dirty Karuna

When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you

Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020

Dirty Skyping

The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.

I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.

by mkins January 27, 2010

Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!

I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!

by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022

Dirty ilias

When a guy likes to suck toes from shrek while they're in the mountains playing with snow

Hey what did u do at the weekend?
I pulled an dirty ilias.

by Daddyshrek123 August 31, 2021