texas chic

Attire that is chic and stylish, yet distinctly Texan. Ladies can comply with a "Texas chic" dress code simply by wearing cowboy boots (pointed or snip-toe, not ropers) with jeans, a denim skirt, a short or long skirt, or dress. The top can be anything stylish, even a nice tshirt. Jewelry can be western style silver and turquoise, gold or pearls. Men, wear boots and jeans with an oxford shirt (plain, subtly plaid or striped) and skip the "Rhinestone Cowboy" type button-down shirt and huge rodeo belt buckle. Pull-on Red Wing work boots (aka frat boy boots) or cowboy boots can be worn by men. Cowboy hats are optional, depending on the event. If it's a ranch party, wearing a hat is okay. If it's a polo match, probably not. (And FYI, Texans call "cowboy boots" just "boots". )

The rehearsal dinner called for Texas chic, so I wore my boots with a denim dress and braided leather belt.

by austinmama April 8, 2016

Texas Hickey

Spreading BBQ sauce on your significant other’s body and proceeding to suck it off.

I gave bertha a good ole’ texas hickey at the family BBQ

by Lil beben October 30, 2018

texas seven

a badass group of seven prisoners that escaped from a texas jail and killed a cop during a robbery

"Did you hear about the seven guys that escaped from jail?"
"The texas seven"

by latinojodido October 14, 2015

Texas Lovetap

A mixed drink consisting of a glass of lingonberry juice and lime Flieschmanns

Bro, I just had two Texas Lovetaps and I need to take a monster piss.

by WinampLlama August 12, 2009

Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.

Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has

by Tko10 February 16, 2019