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the balcony 

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".
I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.
the balcony by daveaux July 4, 2014

Keepin' the beanz icy 

to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".
"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl
Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

Curse of the Bambino 

The Curse of the Bambino was a superstition cited as a reason for the failure of the Boston Red Sox baseball team to win the World Series in the 86-year period from 1918 to 2004. While some fans took the curse seriously, most used the expression in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
The curse was said to have begun after the Red Sox sold Babe Ruth, sometimes called The Bambino, to the New York Yankees in the off-season of 1919-1920. Before that point, the Red Sox had been one of the most successful professional baseball franchises, winning the first World Series and amassing five World Series titles. After the sale they went without a title for decades, as the previously lackluster Yankees became one of the most successful franchises in North American professional sports.
The "Curse of the Bambino" is an excuse that the Red Sox use because they don't wanna admit they just suck

stabbed in the back 

To be betrayed by one's friends
Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back