Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned

by oni102 April 6, 2009

No-stroke

-A lack of performance in the bed, such as one like will johnson.
-Also used as an insult to tell someone that they are no good in the sheets.
-Also known as the "Will"

(There are signs to know if you have no-stroke)

-If you have ever thought you had a "vicious stroke". Odds are you don't.
-If you can only get with girls half your age or quadruple your size...odds are you have no-stroke.

-Damn! He just said you got "no-stroke"! You gunna let that shit slide?
-Boy your dick was weak as shit. You got "no-stroke"! Man your stroke was as bad as Wills!
-Damn she said your dick was like "will"?! You have "no-stroke"
-DUDE YOU HAVE "NO-STROKE". "Well I think my stroke is pretty vicious."
-I so would hit that chubby white chick right there...you know Imma chubby chaser...Yea thats all you can hit...real women don't want a guy with "no-stroke".

by magicbumm328 August 11, 2010

2 Stroke

Alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and Red Bull. Usually consumed at the start of the evening but may be consumed all evening.

Hey mate I need a 2 stroke so I can lube my motor for tonight's events.

by kidonthecouch December 21, 2012

Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.

Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!

by Ligier December 28, 2007

sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.

tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.

by Destiny E December 9, 2008

master strokes

wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge

What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!

by goosenard June 30, 2006

Back Strokin'

When you are masturbating with your hand reversed and placed on top of the penis, instead of below or on the side.

I like to do some back strokin' when I want to remember those great times with my uncle..

by Duckbill Platypus July 7, 2009