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Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.
Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.
by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009
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stroke a bitch

To sex or pleasure a woman. To fondle her tits.
Man! You better stoke a bitch good tonight!
Stroke a bitch nice and hard

Make sure you pleasure that woman and hold those tits hard!
by Mickjaggert September 27, 2015
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Stroke

A person that waste a salesman's time.
"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."

"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."

"What a stoke"
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Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Cuddle Stroke

When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
"Honey, would you mind giving me a little cuddle stroke? I had a really rough day."
by Sirius Amory November 17, 2012
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Brazilian Stroke

When inhaling a joint very quickly and harshly.
- Come on! Brazilian stroke! For Sao Paolo!
- Alright fine... holy shit.
by sonnydelightful January 26, 2013
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cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke
Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?
by Great Fortunato July 25, 2018
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