Squashling

The word used to define a young child, or teenager. Essentially, someone younger than yourself but under the age of 18.

How was the little squashling today?

by lewNandy January 23, 2011

Squashbangle

To Squashbangle is to teabag sombody with such force to break the sound barreir and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible ultimatlly killing your opponent or giving them really bad injuries with no trace of evedince. Do not try this at home. Waring to do this properly you have eat alot before trying this.

The Squashbangler, Squashbangled so fast that he was invincible. He had learnt how to Squashbangle three years ago.

by lukabluebuddy June 19, 2011

squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squishld

Being squashed by someone close. In an event where your being squashed by a stranger please search "Rape"

HEY! stop that I'm getting squishld.

by Jesco94 May 7, 2012

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012