Spring Lake

A beachtown in NJ where no house goes for under a million and it will be torn down and a house that takes up the whole lot will replace it. Home to the incredibly rich. The waves suck the longboarders will steal them from you. Any party ends up with some one real drunk. It's stuck in the mid 50's. The mothers here are like rabbits they have like 8-10 kids a year. There are some very hot girls. Historically the Irish rivera and Catholic.

"I am from Spring Lake." "oh you must be rich"
" I was surfing in springlake and those old longboarders didn't let one wave pass by.

by el frito burrito March 8, 2006

Springfield, Pennslyvania

This place has some schools, a library, and such. I don't get why it has a motel, because, who would come here? But all in all, the place isn't too shabby, and actually, it is quite OK.

"I live in Springfield"
"Which one?"
"Springfield, Pennslyvania"

by Springfieldian July 14, 2011

golden spring

When a guy is eating a girl out and she pisses on his face/in his mouth.

Ricky: "Hey Bobby why are you gargling bleach?"
Bobby: "I was going down on Janet and I discovered the golden spring."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

Pagosa Springs

A sunny place for shady people

Pagosa Springs is still so sunny even with all these shady people!

by Plasma Kitten January 25, 2017

arrowhead spring water

Quite easily the absolute worst water ever in existence. Taste like straight ass.

Guy 1: hey would you like some arrowhead spring water?

Guy 2: I'd rather eat Ariana Grande's asshole than drink your nasty ass water

by Darealbruh October 24, 2019

Colorado Springs

The act of ejaculating into ice trays and freezing them for later use in an associate's drink.

Rob: Hey man my drink tastes salty?
Me: oh yeah that's my famous coke and Colorado springs.
Rob: Oh good I thought you had just regular came in this.

by gingervitous December 5, 2013

SPRINGFIELD XD

A GREAT FIREARM THAT CAN OUTSHOOT GLOCK, VERY GREAT PIECE OF ART, CARRIED BY GREAT COPS, THAT DON'T WANT THIER GLOCK TO JAM, CARRIED BY MYSELD AN OFFICER OF THE PEACE, 40 CAL, IS THE WAY TO GO, GREAT FIREARM, UNLIKE A GLOCK!!! ALSO THE XDM IS A NEW COUNTERPART THAT KICKS AS MUCH AS, GREAT FEATURES, SAME GRIP SAFETY AND EASY TO TAKE APART, XD IS THE WAY TO BE!!!

THE springfield XD CAN OUTSHOOT A GLOCK, GLOCKS ARE SHIT, XD'S ARE IN, EVERY MAN SHOULD CARRY AN XD, NOT A GLOCK, SO DROP YOUR BALLS AND BY THE XD!!!!!

XD OWNER TO A GLOCK OWNER "MAN THAT THING IS SHITTY, KEEPS JAMMING AND YOU WILL SHOOT TOUR EYE OUT," GLOCK OWNER TO XD OWNER "YEAH MY FUCKHEAD ASS SHOULD HAVE WENT XD, THAT IS THAT WAY TO BE!!!

by SGT. SIGNAL D May 12, 2009