spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

Spread

To fuck a woman.
Refers to spreading a woman's legs to fuck her.

I would sure like a spread her.

by Judge dredd7 January 9, 2012

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

spread

someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.

aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.

-I know she bad af

by Gas Pedal twerk April 7, 2013

Spread

A very powerful drug, created by a teenager when he couldnt find any weed. You take a classic asid tablet, crush it up and put it in a small amount of Zquil. Take that mixture and add 5 crushed up Tylenol. Freeze it in an icecube tray. Suck on ice to be fucked up.

Yo come over i just finished a batch of spread, lets get fucked.

by Angela Roweman September 13, 2016