fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.
"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"
by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017
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spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
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Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
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two point spread

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
by Pikla August 10, 2018
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Kentucky Spread

a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.
by Goscha7452 March 27, 2015
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