spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

Sniper jizz

Unexpected and from across the room

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!

by chupe13 July 7, 2010

Sniperbole

obvious and intentional exaggeration of ones sniping abilities in video games.

I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!

Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.

by richardslinger September 13, 2010

Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.

"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."

by somestonerchick November 28, 2011

Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

by Spidera June 26, 2012

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Spicer up the Truth

Telling blatant lies to people even though you know you will be instantly busted.

Did you hear Sean said "This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period!"?
Man he really likes to Spicer up the Truth

by good trumps evil January 22, 2017