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Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...
by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007
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Sphinctler

Any type of human or animal shaped lawn or garden watering implement where the water is ejected out of the rear end (or sphincter) of the implement.
"Hey Joe I just got one of those new Yak style garden sphinctlers. It has amazing cheek compression, gets all the way to the driveway in one shot!"
by Clark Graff December 27, 2008
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Sphuck

Giving a Blowjob to a Shemale Milf
Guy 1: Dude i just sphucked your mom
Guy 2: whats that?
Guy 1: your moms a shemale, i gave her a blowjob.
Guy 2: (puke)
by Phucker Lambo November 6, 2009
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Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015
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Soviet Sphere

A number of russians sitting in a circle passing a bottle of vodka
Man, last nights soviet sphere was amazing
They met up for their anual soviet sphere
by Scarcely March 25, 2017
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Negative Fun Sphere

Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contaminates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.
The sphere of influence can extend indefinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is related to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.

Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.
by alienpig May 10, 2008
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Negative Fun Sphere

Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contanimates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.
The sphere of influence can extend indeffinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is realted to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.

Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.
by alienpig May 10, 2008
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