Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

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speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

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speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

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gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

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