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Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
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Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump
by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017
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Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012
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Speed Crawl

“Kyle Speed Crawls Out Of The Bathroom
by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019
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speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.
"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."
by David Hendrix January 3, 2007
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Joerg speed

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.
by TMMITL April 10, 2019
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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014
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