Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

by Carlbean January 8, 2021

AC speed

Stands for almost C the speed of light or 99.9%.

Some stars that orbit a black holes have been found to orbit at AC speed

by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020

Speed Limit

What is the speed limit? I don't know just go as fast as you want!

The speed limit is useless, just go as fast as you want to

by iijay May 15, 2022

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

scarlet speed

Quickie sex with a woman who is menstruating.

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!

by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010