The speed at which things happen on the internet.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
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