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Speeding Buddy

When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.
Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."

Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."
by Baconx100000000000 November 14, 2011
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Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.
"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."
by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014
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speech dialysis

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.
We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.
by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020
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raging speedhorn

band taking its name from word speedhorn/word, a metamphetamine induced erection
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!
'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'
by ben barnes September 12, 2006
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sayre speedway

the 1/4 mile asphalt track located in rural sayre alabama where you go to watch a fight and a race breaks out. also known as the south's action track
"man, my car got fucked up at sayre speedway last night"
by buzzracer32 January 22, 2009
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Baywatch Speed

The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
by Willack October 16, 2008
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