soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.
Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.
by lhalman September 21, 2006
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Daddy Soft

N. One, typically a man, who gives off Daddy vibes and is soft, gentle, protective, warm, and sweet.

V. To be really nurturing, protective, tender, and sweet.
Person 1: He is such a Daddy, but he is super gentle and made me feel as comfortable as possible. Let’s not forget how protective he is.

Person 2: Oh my god, he is so Daddy soft.
by Thickums21 April 01, 2021
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Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.
I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.
by Apocellipse August 23, 2014
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Soft drink

12 year old edge lords tried to start something by calling memes soft drinks. It failed horribly and the only people that call memes soft drinks are either dumb, stupid, or lonely.
12 year old: Man check out this soft drink
Normal person: Thats called a meme you faggot
by Jeremy Brunelle December 07, 2016
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soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.
I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.
by MichaelO June 22, 2005
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soft mod

a soft mod is usually a moderator that seems to act real soft when trying to get users to cooperate. they usually bring up using kinder tones, or referencing common sense one may learn as a younger person. sometimes these types of mods can be not the best to have if they dont proceed in taking special moderation actions than just trying to kindly talk things out.
offender: man, the youtuber that this discord server is for sucks at making good videos.
soft mod: hey, maybe you could use some kinder words?
offender: well, my opinion is kind of valid..
soft mod: but you need to be kind to people even if you dont like them, something you learned back in kindergarten.
by alex squibbs May 19, 2022
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soft alternative

An alternative rock genre that's quieter than normal alternative rock. Kind of like Hard Alternative(or Alternative Metal) that's louder than normal Alternative rock. Bands like Bastille, Mumford and Sons and Bleachers. Soft Alternative generally leans more toward folk rock, synthpop, new wave and pop rock than hard rock and metal like Hard Alternative.
Soft Alternative is really popular in the 2010's.
by fartfootnugent September 07, 2017
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