Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

snatch queen

A rude nasty bitch.

That woman loading her groceries in the driving lane is a real snatch queen.

by Wildo91 May 27, 2019

vodka snatch

When yo stank ass hoe can't get her pussy wet after consuming too much alcohol. Therefor you cannot penetrate it with the 4 inch hard purple headed yogurt slinger you are sporting.

I wanna smash but she has consumed to much taaka. Probably has vodka snatch.

by Tweeder_27 January 24, 2016

gappy snatch

loose and open wide cunt

Look at that girl, Great GAPPY snatch!Yeah, her pussy looks seriously loose and huge

by pinhaicau December 1, 2015

snatch rocket

A woman quick to give up the pussy

That chick was a snatch rocket I may need to get tested

by relliesplayhouse22 November 29, 2015

Tomato Snatch

The nasty stink that a girl's vagina aquires from eating to many tomatoes.

Cassye's snatch smells like a rotting dead person, she has a bad case of tomato Snatch.

by Vic Hayes April 14, 2007

snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.

guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009