"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"
by CAPS July 4, 2016

A rude nasty bitch.
by Wildo91 May 27, 2019

When yo stank ass hoe can't get her pussy wet after consuming too much alcohol. Therefor you cannot penetrate it with the 4 inch hard purple headed yogurt slinger you are sporting.
by Tweeder_27 January 24, 2016

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.
Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

by pinhaicau December 1, 2015

by Vic Hayes April 14, 2007

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
