Barking Snail 

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

Barking Snail by bght33 July 24, 2020

Batty Snail 

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

Batty Snail by anonymous January 31, 2021

rattle snail 

A china man who snitchs on you

The China man is a rattle snail at the dorms.

I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency

rattle snail by Nikly February 20, 2021

The snail 

A sexual move where the woman is in all fours (optional) and the partner licks her body, in a continuous movement, from her vagine up to her forehead passing through the anus, leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids, namely fecal matter, much like a snail.

- "Man, I totally did 'The snail' with that bitch Ashley last night"
- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

The snail by Rita_Albuquerque April 24, 2021

turbo snail 

a term used for a guy called kye

he looks like that turbo snail

turbo snail by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021

Epic Snail 

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

Epic Snail by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

Homeless Snail 

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.

Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails

Homeless Snail by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021