When you give your one and only a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
Hey Dick, how are you?
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me
A blowjob but given with a mouth full of ranch dressing and after the guy cums the blowjob giver spits all the ranch out and saves it in a bowl in a freezer. After a week you take it out and let it thaw. Then eat the entire bowl with a food of your choosing.
Bro I cant believe that Julie recorder herself doing a Sloppy Dallas! Wonder how hammered she was.