Slackeristic

Slackeristic: The act and means that lead one in being a slacker .

Jon has slackeristic motives by asking me to call out of work so that we can go deep sea fishing .

by Mikey Ryan November 19, 2010

Slackcessionist

Someone who signs a petition on the internet to secede from their country, but is too lazy and disinterested to do anything further.

"Dude, check out this White House petition--Texas is chock full of slackcessionists!"

by Axolotl November 27, 2012

SLACKABILITY

The abality to be a slacker/

G-man never did anything. He possed a extrodinary amouht of slackability.

by sttupidred July 5, 2012

Slack ass

Combination of 'jackass' and 'slack'

Hop to it slack ass!

by ashmadallah February 19, 2015

Slacker

A person who doesn't do their work and focuses on other bullshit that make them have an unsuccessful life.

Person A: Why aren't you working?
Person B: I don't wanna work, I just wanna play My Talking Tom.
Person A: You're fired, hoe. I don't accept slackers in this business.

by xSlxshii April 12, 2017

urban slacker

Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:

a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.

More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.

“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”

“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

Shop-slacker

A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.

C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.

by hollowoath September 16, 2009