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Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!
Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies
by Paike Ford June 1, 2021
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Aubree Simon

Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.
Hey did you see that Aubree Simon girl she’s beautiful?
by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021
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B.simone

B.simone is a lovely girl, who is funny and also got her own tone.
have you met B.simone , you'll like her
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Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) simon

The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.
Duuuude. Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) Simon swallowed Mr. Rushforths cock whole.
by KETON BLOm May 3, 2019
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Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
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nick and simon

two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.
Nick and simon are so cute together also they never get in trouble together
by 😈 trolly March 13, 2022
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Mrs. Simington

by m_val June 13, 2018
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