shred

To exert forceful dominance over the slopes while skiing.

'Hey let's go skiing this weekend!'
'I'm down, should we bring our girlfriends?'
'Fuck no, I'm trying to shred.'

by Man of Gold November 22, 2013

Shradger

a medium-sized party, usually held once a year in October, where all of your closest friends show up to celebrate with you for whatever reason, yet sometimes people you didn't invite and didn't even want to show up end up there somehow and end up coining this word in the process. This party is usually accompanied by loud music, an ample amount of alcohol, and scintillating intellectual conversation among friends. The party only lasts about an hour as everyone gets bored and leaves and ends with the host taking care of his roommate as he heaves 12 oz of vodka into the toilet bowl and passes out on the bathroom floor. The sad thing is, the host's friends don't even notice that fact as they walk out the door. Happy Shradging.

"Did you go to that guy's shradger last night?"

"Yeah, that was an okay party. What happened to that guy anyway?"

"Dude, I was so drunk I didn't even notice!"

by sshr November 27, 2013

shredder piercing

A line of piercings, starting from behind the the ball sack and up to the top of the ass crack.

Holy shit! You got the Shredder piercing!!

by TheRealF'NDeal January 6, 2014

Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

Shredalong

Shredalong is a term coined/invented by a music artist P S Quint referring to 'going along' with whatever is hot or cool at the moment.
Shred is used to express an activity eg. skating, surfing etc.

"Yo man! there is a concert tonight, i think we should shredalong".
"P S Quint released a new batch of the shredalong shirts, let's go buy some and shredalong.

by wordcurator February 19, 2014

Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014

Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015