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sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
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Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.
Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual
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Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits
'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
by park jimin is bae March 31, 2021
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aircraft sexual

A term for someone who feels affection for Aircraft. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of a plane or helicopter, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or agility of the aircraft. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to see and admire the beauty of these beastly creations either for free from the internet or at a variable price to see them up close and personal.

Aircraft sexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots.

Fearing violence and protests, most aircraft sexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Aircraft sexuals are frequently hidden from the world as they are discriminated by many and all, this is an unfair standard that we live in.
Hey, want to see these awesome pictures i found of an F-16 Fighting Falcon? Its a beauty

Are you an aircraft sexual, too? Do you want to go to an air show some time?
by ColonyANimal April 11, 2016
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Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)
Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”
by that kid across the road October 29, 2019
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Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022
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Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.
You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.
by MissQueenT December 18, 2019
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