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cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs
“Here, the gas needs changingcellar services?”
by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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Service SA

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.
I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.
by Kym Karma August 16, 2022
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three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community
Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!
by Toefingerchickenwing September 25, 2019
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marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson
by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017
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Service Dogging

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
by Masb27 April 16, 2024
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