eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.
Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?
by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023
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tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.
We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!
by Dictionary Joe April 06, 2023
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Hydro Seed

Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Troll Seed

The first bait comment of a troll in a forum to provoke responses to their desperation for attention.
Examples of troll seeds: "Any person(s) are stupid." "Any person(s) are traitors." "Any person(s) are racist." "Any person(s) are sexist."
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josef seed

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual
person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no
by no homo bromo March 18, 2022
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