Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.

Look at that scoop over there.

by Narwalz November 21, 2018

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

scoop the booty

A term of endearment used when wanting to lay hands on your beautiful girlfriends buns

"Babes, you haven't scooped the booty in 50 years. please scoop the booty"

by spacebabes January 4, 2017

Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

can anyone scoop

When you want your friends to pick you up

I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?

by Swaggy daggy March 12, 2017

Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

by VFM Boyz October 3, 2019

Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009