Scapecat

When you want to kill your kid and you have a can and you blame after you smother the kid

Casey Anthony realized in prison that she should have bought a cat instead.

“Man, I should gone to the pet store instead of doing all those internet searches. I could have had a scapecat.”

by Mike TheMac June 23, 2022

Scapesheep

A person who is influencing a group of people and goes unnoticed. Always seems to be neutral when the influence has turned into instigating.

a secret Hitler, if you will

Walked into a house party and there was a scapesheep. What looks to be a good fun conflict, will soon turn into an unfortunate outcome. If you are able to find the scapesheep, the best thing you can do is save yourself;do not be a hero and try to save other people because it will most likely offend them and ultimately become a victim of the vicious cycle. You know what they say--if you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

Rule of thumb: Not all scapesheep are psychopaths, but all psychopaths are scapesheep.

by MouthyBlackFoot- AnalDestryr September 13, 2022

Sarpsborg

The Worst city in Norway

Far inferior to the neighbouring city of Fredrikstad

Person 1: Im going to Norway!

Person 2: Cool, which city?
Person 1: Sarpsborg!
*person 2 spontaneously combusts*

by hey i did something productive September 27, 2022

Scamptiuous

When someone is scampy

As the robber snuck around the house, he was feeling a bit scamptiuous

by FARTSNIFFER6800 October 31, 2022

Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.

Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.

by millzio January 1, 2023

Scalping

To be fucked by a group of 3 or more bald men at the same time.

Violet - “Omg last night was crazy, we were fucked by 3 bald guys!”

Louise - “Yea it was quite the scalping! I’m still sore”

by millzio January 1, 2023

Scape

A gay person

Look at Tarek, he's such a Scape

by Girthy man January 27, 2023