Single Ply Toilet Paper

The most annoying shit ever.

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!

by Numberline October 16, 2023

The Single Army

When any number of singles work together to achieve a common goal; most often, helping fellow single members hook up with the opposite sex.

PT received a promotion in the Single Army after an expert display of wingmanship the other night.

by DRap316 January 11, 2009

Strong Single

A truck driver that hauls a load as fast as a set of Team Drivers but is actually only driving by himself, smoking crack and staying up illegally all through the trek in many cases

"I can move that for you to from CA to IL from Monday to Wednedsay with a strong single, you don't need a team on that"

by stevek2 November 10, 2009

shit single

shitty hit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single

by slashthenoob May 26, 2010

Vegetable Sandler

The opposite of Fruit Booter usually used as a comeback phrase.

William: Fruit Booter!

Ryan: Vegetable Sandler!

by LemonInfluence May 11, 2011

Ball-sankle

The pungent smell radiating from a man's scrotum, usually after having neglected to wash properly or after excersise.

Liam: I've got such bad ball-sankle, smell it!

Chris: Urgh it smells like fishy vinegar!

by freebarks May 23, 2012

jesus sandles

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.

I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

by prepercolate May 24, 2013