The T.Routely

Popular sexual variation of the position 69 in which hermaphrodite gives a man a rim job as she gets eaten out while on her period. When finished, the man then shits in her mouth, jumps up, spits her period blood on her and shouts "Fuck off!"
Popularized by underground sexual role players that got bored with "normal" sex.

A: Man, I met up with that Taylor chick from Rue 21, it was crazy!
B: Oh yeah, what happend?
A: I gave her the T.Routely!
B: Aw, shit man. Nice!

by Rp4realz August 28, 2010

Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

by Bixer February 22, 2009

Routy

Gay cunt, pops pills for a living, fuck you over and will fuck your bitch.

Man 1: see that routy over there?

Man 2: yeah heard he/she lives the pill life

Man 1: fucked your bitch too

by nofucs February 2, 2016

'Going Rogue'

A term coined from the title of Sarah Palin's memoire; a term for saying, acting, or doing something incredibly stupid. Also used as an umbrella phrase for generally being stupid.

Person A: Why was Joe called into the boss' office?

Person B: I heard he was caught goofing off in the store the other day. A couple of customers filed complaints.

Person A: Yeah, makes sense. He's been 'going rogue' a lot lately.

by ksamehtesol November 30, 2009

The Route 66

The act of putting cocaine in a lubricated condom, tying it off, and inserting it in a partner's anus. A needle is then used to carefully prick a small hole (or holes, known as the "trucker challenge") in the condom, allowing the cocaine to start to leak out, and allows for the bottom (henceforth called the "ride") to start getting high. The top (henceforth called the "driver") then continues to have sex with the ride until the cocaine leaks into his body via penal skin absorption. Once both people are riding the cocaine high, the act of coitus is then known as a "Route 66", named after US Route 66; an influential road established in 1926 running from Chicago, Illinois to Santa Monica, California. It is known as this because of the length of time necessary for the driver to begin the high, meaning that the act itself is all about the long ride. Best done at sunset, so that the couple can look to the sunset and get a good view while riding Route 66.

Last night, Tony gave me The Route 66. He was a great driver!

by ImSneakyAdolf May 5, 2017

Routine Kiss

Regular course of procedure. Kissing someone when they say something cute, saying hello, or goodbye. Usually with a boyfriend or girlfriend.

1. Don't forget to routine kiss him.
2. Do you guys routine kiss yet?

by cheetah2145 March 13, 2009

Rogue Rollergirls

All-Woman, flat track roller derby league in Fayetteville, NC with a camouflage theme, in honor of their military roots. A team of tough, dedicated women to be feared!

Guy#1: "Roller Derby?! What's that?"
Guy#2: "Hey dude, it's only the greatest sport known to man! There's a bout tonight...and we're sitting in the suicide seats!"
Guy#1: "Do I need to be scared?!"

Rogue Rollergirls roller derby Fayetteville NC

by Madame Switchblade #75 October 20, 2009