poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

ratio

the quantitative relation between two amounts showing the number of times one value contains or is contained within the other.

The ratio of men's jobs to women's is 10 to 5

by Joystic August 18, 2022

Ratio

The ultimate comeback and solution equivalent to don’t care + didn’t ask

Person 1: i made a taco today
Person 2: ratio

Person 1: 😐

by Mizu_ud April 13, 2022

twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter

some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs

by Red Penguin June 17, 2024

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

Ratio

When you no other words or you cant make some funny bit out of random shit

"my cat just died"
"ratioo"

*dead silent*
"ratiooo

by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022

Ratioed

A term used when people like Aaron Thomas try to have clever names for their fantasy league but end up backfiring on them and end up being a hypocrite by saying “Nah, that’s not how it works.”

Aaron: my team names gonna be UrGayIfULose.

Score:6-8-0
Others: I guess your 8 times gayer

Aaron:“Nahh that’s not how it works”.
Others:man just got Ratioed.

by Ratioed February 13, 2023